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Chronicle Books

Has Anyone Seen My Hormones?: And Other Hot Flashes of Wisdom from Menopause and Midlife

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Celebrate the hot flashes of wisdom and the power that comes with getting older in this hilarious collection of vintage-with-a-twist art and wit―from the bestselling queen of women’s humor, Anne Taintor.

Are you forever young . . . ish? Are you ready for someone to invent cool yoga? Do you see no good reason to act your age? Sure, midlife and menopause can come with moments of wondering if it’s you or the thermostat running warm, but they also bring well-earned realizations and rewards:

You’ve awakened from the nightmare of youth.

You’re old enough to know better, but too young to give a rat’s ass.

Wrinkles reveal character, and you’ve come far enough to realize, honey, you couldn’t pay me to be twenty.

Funny, sarcastic, and sympathetic, with just the right dose of bad behavior, Anne Taintor’s new collection is proof that getting older is an upgrade.

Half the population goes through menopause, yet few giftable items address this life transition. Here is a just-right, art-filled humor book to share with moms, sisters, partners, best friends, grandmoms, cousins, or anyone you love who may need a bit of laugh-therapy self-care between hot flashes and mood swings.

The ultimate “iykyk” topic for women makes this a fun and thoughtful gift to share with friends and loved ones navigating this phase. Pair with an Anne Taintor calendar to keep track of each day of fresh hell survived to create a hilarious bundle.

With over two million books, postcard boxes, and calendars sold, Anne Taintor has been making people laugh since 1985.

Product Details:

  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • Publication date: March 3, 2026
  • Print length: 96 pages
  • Item Weight: 0.6375 pounds
  • Dimensions:  6.35 x 0.54 x 6.4 inches

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